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== the lab == | == the lab == | ||
<b style="font-family: Courier">REASONS NOT TO USE IE</b> | |||
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<li>1. It scares children.</li> | <li>1. It scares children.</li> | ||
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<li>8. It causes cancer.</li> | <li>8. It causes cancer.</li> | ||
<li>9. All websites work better on Firefox.</li> | <li>9. All websites work better on Firefox.</li> | ||
<li>10. | <li>10. No.</li> | ||
<li>11. It lacks... security</li> | |||
<li>12. MSIE is pronounced "messy". Do you really want to be a "messy" user?</li> | |||
<li>13. It is responsible for the end of the universe.</li> | |||
<li>14. It steals your socks while you sleep</li> | |||
<li>15. It drinks your apple juice</li> | |||
<li>16. Lacks a cool mascot</li> | |||
<li>17. "Integrated" into your operating system so you can't get rid of it</li> | |||
<li>18. Provided by bill gates' fund to take over the world</li> | |||
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Revision as of 11:23, 11 August 2022
Internet Explorer is EVIL!
welcome to my corner of da webz yo
ari
a web developer from romania 💖
check out my wasteof profile :)
I have a passion for 90s and 2000s sites.
my faves:
Stupid webpages be like:
This web page requires IE 5.5+ because Bill Gates paid us a lot of money.
This page probably looks better on Internet Explorer because I am being held hostage by Microsoft and this is everything those bastards gave me to use
WARNING
Your browser was detected as NOT INTERNET EXPLORER. Your computer will self-destruct in 3
the lab
REASONS NOT TO USE IE
- 1. It scares children.
- 2. It's made by Microsoft.
- 3. It bites peoples' heads off.
- 4. Chrome > IE
- 5. Who the hell uses IE?
- 6. Does it really do anything, other than slowing down your computer?
- 7. It will explode your modem
- 8. It causes cancer.
- 9. All websites work better on Firefox.
- 10. No.
- 11. It lacks... security
- 12. MSIE is pronounced "messy". Do you really want to be a "messy" user?
- 13. It is responsible for the end of the universe.
- 14. It steals your socks while you sleep
- 15. It drinks your apple juice
- 16. Lacks a cool mascot
- 17. "Integrated" into your operating system so you can't get rid of it
- 18. Provided by bill gates' fund to take over the world
by the way
yes, i am the one who proposed the wasteof.money wiki
