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'''REASONS NOT TO USE IE'''
'''REASONS NOT TO USE IE'''
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1. It scares children.
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2. It's made by Microsoft.
<li>1. It scares children.</li>
3. It bites peoples' heads off.
<li>2. It's made by Microsoft.</li>
4. Chrome > IE
<li>3. It bites peoples' heads off.</li>
5. Who the hell uses IE?
<li>4. Chrome > IE</li>
6. Does it really do anything, other than slowing down your computer?
<li>5. Who the hell uses IE?</li>
7. It will explode your modem
<li>6. Does it really do anything, other than slowing down your computer?</li>
8. It causes cancer.
<li>7. It will explode your modem</li>
9. All websites work better on Firefox.
<li>8. It causes cancer.</li>
10. Move to Opera already.
<li>9. All websites work better on Firefox.</li>
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<li>10. Move to Opera already.</li>
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== by the way ==
== by the way ==
yes, i am the one who proposed the wasteof.money wiki
yes, i am the one who proposed the wasteof.money wiki

Revision as of 07:46, 11 August 2022

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earth.gif welcome to my corner of da webz yo

ari

a web developer from romania 💖
check out my wasteof profile :)
I have a passion for 90an2000s sites.
my faves:

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Stupid webpages be like:

This web page requires IE 5.5+ because Bill Gates paid us a lot of money.
This page probably looks better on Internet Explorer because I am being held hostage by Microsoft and this is everything those bastards gave me to use

WARNING

Your browser was detected as NOT INTERNET EXPLORER. Your computer will self-destruct in 3

the lab

REASONS NOT TO USE IE

  • 1. It scares children.
  • 2. It's made by Microsoft.
  • 3. It bites peoples' heads off.
  • 4. Chrome > IE
  • 5. Who the hell uses IE?
  • 6. Does it really do anything, other than slowing down your computer?
  • 7. It will explode your modem
  • 8. It causes cancer.
  • 9. All websites work better on Firefox.
  • 10. Move to Opera already.

by the way

yes, i am the one who proposed the wasteof.money wiki

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