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Internet Explorer is EVIL!

DISCLAIMER A quarter of this page was taken from toastytech.com.
welcome to my corner of da webz yo

ari

a web developer from romania 💖
check out my wasteof profile :)
I have a passion for 90s and 2000s sites.
my faves:

Stupid webpages be like:

This web page requires IE 5.5+ because Bill Gates paid us a lot of money.

This page probably looks better on Internet Explorer because I am being held hostage  by Microsoft and this is everything those bastards gave me to use

WARNING

Your browser was detected as NOT INTERNET EXPLORER. Your computer will self-destruct in 3

the lab

REASONS NOT TO USE IE

1. It scares children.
2. It's made by Microsoft.
3. It bites peoples' heads off.
4. Chrome > IE
5. Who the hell uses IE?
6. Does it really do anything, other than slowing down your computer?
7. It will explode your modem
8. It causes cancer.
9. All websites work better on Firefox.
10. No.
11. It lacks... security
12. MSIE is pronounced "messy". Do you really want to be a "messy" user?
13. It is responsible for the end of the universe.
14. It steals your socks while you sleep
15. It drinks your apple juice
16. Lacks a cool mascot
17. "Integrated" into your operating system so you can't get rid of it
18. Provided by bill gates' fund to take over the world

why do i hate IE so much?

The beginning

Microsoft came out with Windows 95, and users really enjoyed it.

Browsers were normal applications, like games or others. The Internet was still a fairly new thing, so many people didn't need it.

What happened

Microsoft forced people to install Internet Explorer, along with other things. IE 4 came out, being insecure and full of bugs. The installation process was very invasive, and it modified a lot of system files with each version. Microsoft pushed out a "desktop update" that replaced the file manager with IE, and all folders would now only be viewed using IE. It slowed down other applications and discouraged downloading other browsers due to how slow IE made them. Browsers

Netscape was trying to get bundled with other systems, however, since Microsoft had more power, IE crushed Netscape and other browsers from advancing. By the time Netscape and other browsers were barely used anymore, Microsoft basically let IE rot.

Thanks for reading

by the way

yes, i am the one who proposed the wasteof.money wiki

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