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<p>Your browser was detected as NOT INTERNET EXPLORER. Your computer will self-destruct in 3</p></div> | <p>Your browser was detected as NOT INTERNET EXPLORER. Your computer will self-destruct in 3</p></div> | ||
== the lab == | |||
'''REASONS NOT TO USE IE''' | |||
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1. It scares children. | |||
2. It's made by Microsoft. | |||
3. It bites peoples' heads off. | |||
4. Chrome > IE | |||
5. Who the hell uses IE? | |||
6. Does it really do anything, other than slowing down your computer? | |||
7. It will explode your modem | |||
8. It causes cancer. | |||
9. All websites work better on Firefox. | |||
10. Move to Opera already. | |||
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== by the way == | == by the way == | ||
yes, i am the one who proposed the wasteof.money wiki | yes, i am the one who proposed the wasteof.money wiki | ||
Revision as of 17:01, 10 August 2022
Internet Explorer is EVIL!
welcome to my corner of da webz yo
ari
a web developer from romania 💖
check out my wasteof profile :)
I have a passion for 90s and 2000s sites.
my faves:
Stupid webpages be like:
This web page requires IE 5.5+ because Bill Gates paid us a lot of money.
This page probably looks better on Internet Explorer because I am being held hostage by Microsoft and this is everything those bastards gave me to use
WARNING
Your browser was detected as NOT INTERNET EXPLORER. Your computer will self-destruct in 3
the lab
REASONS NOT TO USE IE
1. It scares children. 2. It's made by Microsoft. 3. It bites peoples' heads off. 4. Chrome > IE 5. Who the hell uses IE? 6. Does it really do anything, other than slowing down your computer? 7. It will explode your modem 8. It causes cancer. 9. All websites work better on Firefox. 10. Move to Opera already.
by the way
yes, i am the one who proposed the wasteof.money wiki
